May The Crust Be With You
Available in January
An argument that spans the cosmos and will stand the test of time… There are two types of humans in this world. Those that savour the sweet, warm embrace of a pineapple portion atop their Pizza — and those that would risk their life to defend the dignity of their pepperoni. Many verbal exchanges have been waged over the years, but the time is NOW… a final culmination in the form of an intergalactic battle of the toppings which will ultimately decide the fate of the Pineappleanians.
No matter which side you choose, the battle will be fierce. May the crust be with you soldier…
Joe is a 27 year old graphic designer that resides in Las Vegas, and is highly inspired by 80’s/90’s era Metal/Punk band merchandise/music and Medieval Fantasy.
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The best way to support artists is to spread the word. It’s also the best way to earn Empire Points!
Tap a phone on the wristband to access the artists profile and to make a REFERRAL. Not only does your friend get 10% off their first purchase, but you get 25% worth of points!
Each artwork will come with an artist designed collectible card. This card will share the story and information about the artist that has created the piece.
When scanned the QR code will link to the artists profile where you can learn more about his/her story and style!
Empire Bands are form fitting and can stretch to fit a variety of wrists between 140mm and 185mm. Our size will fit 90% of adults wrists comfortably.
If you are not happy with the fit of your band, we will be happy to provide a refund if you return your product in accordance with our returns policy.
WHAT TO AVOID
Excessive exposure to salt water can degrade the elasticity within your band – try to avoid where possible.
There are particular fatty acids in some oils and lotions that may act to break down the fabric and cause warping of the elastic within your band – avoid where you can.
HOW TO CLEAN YOUR BAND
Put it through the wash on cold, preferably using a small washer bag.
Avoid using a machine dryer or ironing the band – simply leave it out to dry.